JUST SHOOT ME I HATE MY LIFE I WISH I’D NEVER BEEN BORN BLUES

I woke up this morning, put my fist through the alarm,

Ate a raw steak for breakfast, tattooed an FU on my arm,

I demolished my computers, until they looked like one big slinky,

Then I quit my job, and told my boss to go to Helsinki,

I had those Just Shoot Me I Hate My Life I Wish I’d Never Been Born Blues.

Well my vision had improved, with the cold beers that I drank,

My mind had come unglued, and there were dudes I had to thank,

So I grabbed a broken bottle, and an ax and a pick,

I mapped out all those God-awful things that make me sick,

I had those Just Shoot Me I Hate My Life I Wish I’d Never Been Born Blues.

Well I understood fully, who had nurtured this whole mess,

It was this high school bully, who had tortured me to death,

So I paid him a friendly visit, and then I heard a violent scream,

My cat was screeching in my ear, and woke me from this dream,

I had those Just Shoot Me I Hate My Life,

I had those

I had those Just Shoot Me I Hate My Life I Wish I’d Never Been Born Blues.

BILL BACHMANN Lyrics


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