BILL BACHMANN Lyrics


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VACATION

Vacation.  No gas closed station

Small world large nation

Don’t forget your ID

A is for another chance to get away so you can

B yourself again,

C is for the crime in the city and the scenes on the

D train, remember when?

E is for eenie, meenie, miny mo in

F fort to choose one place,

G there go the gray skies I’ll leave behind and the

H a-s-s-l-e-s,

Vacation.  No gas... --- Don’t forget your AC

I is for the eyeglasses I left behind with a

J and that jug of Marseilles,

K is for the credit card that keeps cops cool when you

catch a flat tire near

L A,

M marks the man who mustn’t deliver mail just

N case the burglars know by now,

O is for the windows I left wide open and

P could I ever and how,

Vacation.  No gas... --- Don’t forget your CDs

Q is for the cute new poncho, in case you

R rained out a week or two, while you’re trying to

S cape all the

T eeny boppers and the tourists who look a lot like

U topia, you will be expecting, yuck, yuck,

V is for the bad vibes visitors get when they want

to rent a room to

Vacation.  No gas... --- Don’t forget your TV

W wins the wish for warmer weather when we want it in

X change for the thunder in them trees,

Y is for why in the world are we here waiting in this

twaffic, when we could be in bed catching all those

Z s.